You know how I’m always saying movies are spoiled from their trailers? Well, ignore that and stop giving a sh** for five minutes and watch this extended trailer of Jeff Goldblum being Jeff Goldblum. Not only does this look ridiculously cheesy when it comes to acting, but it looks ridiculously entertaining as well. This is a classic, turn your brain off type movie and I wouldn’t be surprised if this movie makes a billion dollars.
Surprisingly, I thought this was a really well cut trailer and it presented a lot of the elements of this sequel to the forefront in a really cool way. Minus the pretty faces thrown in there for God knows what reason, this looks like it’s going to be one heck of a thrill ride. It has enhanced effects from the original film which has given it a much grander scale of epic proportions with nowhere on Earth worth being considered safe.
I’m one of the few people that was really buzzed about the first trailers and the vibe it gave. It’s going to suck when the young actors ruin the film, but that’s okay, because we have Jeff Goldblum back to add some laughs and really self aware humor to the film in case the less talented Hemsworth tires us out. There was actually a great quote in the trailer about how they don’t have a chance, but that’s they said last time and I thought that it was delivered like an A1 pizza driver if we’re being honest. Even though I just saw the cliffnoted version of the film, I’m still going to see this opening day.